Peyton Manning is in the Super Bowl again after ending the Jets' Cinderella playoff run last Sunday.
So, turns out this kid and his crazy-ass father naming him J.E.T.S. won't be bringing an end to New York's 41-year Super Bowl drought after all.
What will it bring?
Mostly ceaseless mocking and roughly a dozen beatings a day from friends and strangers alike for the rest of this kid’s life until he inevitably develops a meth habit. Or declares himself a Giants fan.
(hat tip to The Sports Hernia)