Tag:AFC Championship
Posted on: January 26, 2010 2:39 pm
Edited on: January 26, 2010 2:44 pm

Peyton Manning is Immune To Your Baby's Powers

Peyton Manning is in the Super Bowl again after ending the Jets' Cinderella playoff run last Sunday.

So, turns out this kid and his crazy-ass father naming him J.E.T.S. won't be bringing an end to New York's 41-year Super Bowl drought after all.

What will it bring?

Mostly ceaseless mocking and roughly a dozen beatings a day from friends and strangers alike for the rest of this kid’s life until he inevitably develops a meth habit. Or declares himself a Giants fan.

(hat tip to The Sports Hernia)

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