Posted on: January 28, 2010 11:23 am
Edited on: January 28, 2010 11:48 am
Hey injury report fans! The first Super Bowl injury report is out! Weeeee!!!
Four key Colts players appeared on the report after the team practiced yesterday:
Dwight Freeney (ankle), Jerraud Powers (foot), Antoine Bethea (back), Jacob Tamme (ankle)
The Saints, lazy asses that they are, did NOT practice yesterday. So what we have is a hypothetical Saints injury report.
So according to this report, 24 Saints WILL NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!
Well, okay. Not really. However, one guy Saints fans need to keep an eye on is Jeremy Shockey and his bum knee. Shockey was in Birmingham on Tuesday. We know this because Shockey tweeted about it:
Damn just got back from b'ham... i missed our team diner... Gnight everyone..
Unless b'ham is a reference to some kind of stripper who wears pork flavored edible undies, one would have to assume b'ham is short for Birmingham where Dr. James Andrews is located. But thanks to Twitter and their 140 character limit, we may never know. Thanks a lot Twitter! Jerks.