Tag:Super Bowl tickets
Posted on: January 28, 2010 4:49 pm
Edited on: January 28, 2010 4:55 pm

The Balls On This Guy!

Some guy is offering one of his testicles on Craigslist for Super Bowl tickets.  
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that) 1 available! History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!) All sales are final!! Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!) Pictures/documentation available upon request. No perverts!!!!! Email for additional information!

Alright let's get this over with:

"No perverts? Boy this guy is really TESTE."
"You'd have to be NUTS to reply to this listing!"
"I give you Super Bowl tickets and all I get is this JUNK?"
"You sure you don't want to trade these tickets for some JEWELS instead?"

..... and ....

"Mr. Manning, Mr. Manning... could you autograph my BALL??"

Ok, moving on....

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